Natalie Ella Sexton is a human being who tends to think too highly of humanity. As a result, she is near constantly either disappointed or tired. Or maybe hungry.
scrumptious humans
spits and dies
always reblog bathtub
Illustration by Mads Peitersen
- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
bekn:
i think we pretty regularly forget how fucking massive Australia is
yeah but half of that is probably populated entirely by spiders
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- me: closes wrong tab
- me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
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THE GOD OF MISUNDERSTOOD PAIN OMFG
NOBODY LOVES LOKI MORE THAN TOM HIDDLESTON
NOBODY
Yeah, I think this just became an Avengers tumblr.
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Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
i need to play this omg
Guys, I found Rose’s Mom on iCarly. Spencer…why are you making a nude, snow person version of Mom Lalonde? Spencer, do you read Homestuck? I bet you read Homestuck.
Does this remind you of anything?
oh christ
